Lofo Ninja The missionary of the Japanese culture!

Hey, are you a ninja? No? Well that’s ok, neither am I.
Do you know any ninja or ninjaesque people? No? Hmpf... (orz).
So what are you trying to say, there's no ninja nowadays in the first place?
Now come on! No one asked for that kind of attitude!

Ahem, well, as it would turn out my name just so happens to be “Ninja”.
I'm dying to meet ninja (because they are just so cool!), and I've decided to catch at least one of them in order to learn “Ninjutsu,” or, the way of the ninja. If you know any good ideas, don’t keep me in the dark.

Now, I have a friend in Japan to help me become a ninja.
I met him at a Maid-cafe in Akihabara only yesterday, though. His name is “Samurai,” and he told me that the best way to become a ninja, an authentic one that is, is to be with the Japanese, because, well, ninja are from Japan. Now don’t get me wrong - I'm not saying that I want to become Japanese, but his opinion seems to be right.
In actuality, there are no ninja who speak Germany instead of Japanese, eat waffles for breakfast, understand American humor, or easily get depressed when their American “jokes” fall on deaf ears. What I’m trying to say is this: one must get in tune with the “true” essence of Japanese culture and language.

And that's why I made this site.
I am here to ask you to help me become a ninja using your profound knowledge and brilliant experiences.
I am also asking you to join me in my quest: I want to study Japanese (or, the “language of the ninja”) and research Japanese culture, traditions, manga, anime, music, cuisine, religion, politics, economy, technology, people, girls, (especially Kunoichi), video games, famous historical cities like Kyoto, Akihabara, Okinawa and Iga (where’s Iga?), fashion, entertainment, shuriken, and other things which I can only guess were more or less created by ninja.
If you are the least bit interested in any of these themes, you have come to the right place. The glorious path to “Ninjutsu” begins here.